The Frog and the Banshee

Spilled engineered energy drinks evaporated on the ground as the citric fumes caused purple cataracts of chemical intoxication. The mouths of the crowd unhinged viperous as a cacophony of cheers swirled above their heads accumulating into a foreboding fog. The billowed haze consumed the energy of the crowd as it formed its own teeth andContinue reading “The Frog and the Banshee”

Privilege of the Assimilated

Exoticism masquerades itself in a compliment And I am just another colonial conquest My vagina is their Manifest Destiny Assimilation is the castration of culture Going home is not a possibility You diasporic dysfunction Sexually repressed and socially excluded Am I just another notch on the Belt of fetishized categories

Ich bin nicht Türkisch

Hallo, sind sie Türkisch? Ich bin nicht Türkisch. Naja? Aber woher kommen sie? Nicht Türkei? [Where do I come from?] Nein. Ich bin nicht Türkisch. Ich bin eine Amerikanerin. “Nie, das ist unmöglich. Woher kommen sie? Ihren Familienstadt?” [Family city? Well most of my mom’s family’s from Cleveland, and my father lives in San Diego.Continue reading “Ich bin nicht Türkisch”

If the BVG was an RPG

Okay, finally settled, got my apartment, I’m gunna start exploring the city, looks like I have to select a character okay Select character You have selected — U8 Perfect, now that I’ve selected a character, let’s start exploring the- U8 has engaged in a fight Wha- oh godamnit! *Battle Music Initiated* U8 versus Hausverwaltung Use>Magic>Reveler/DrunkardContinue reading “If the BVG was an RPG”

Vaginas are Coffee

I have learned this, I am educated, and, therefore, it must be fact. Vaginas are coffee consumable when cold, warm, iced, or far above the legally consumable limit served sweet, bitter, and/or a little milky (maybe very milky) fat-whole-soy-a little bit of skim add a little bit of flavor and stir the stick swirl the spoonContinue reading “Vaginas are Coffee”