Vaginas are Coffee

I have learned this,
I am educated,
and,
therefore,
it must be fact.

Vaginas
are
coffee

consumable when
cold, warm, iced, or far above the legally consumable limit
served sweet, bitter, and/or a little milky
(maybe very milky)
fat-whole-soy-a little bit of skim

add a little bit of flavor
and stir the stick
swirl the spoon
watch as it slips beneath the surface
the precision of gingerly lapping
at the freezing  burn
fingering beneath the miniscus

Vaginas
are
coffee