- Okay, finally settled, got my apartment, I’m gunna start exploring the city, looks like I have to select a character okay
- Select character
- You have selected — U8
- Perfect, now that I’ve selected a character, let’s start exploring the-
- U8 has engaged in a fight
- Wha- oh godamnit!
- *Battle Music Initiated* U8 versus Hausverwaltung
- Use>Magic>Reveler/Drunkard
- U8 has become intoxicated
- Hausverwaltung attacks with increased rent prices
- Oh goddamnit! I just moved here! You fuckin- gah!
- Use>Power>HAUSMUSIK
- U8 dances and is now unresponsive to battle commands
- Hausverwaltung attacks with “Noise Complaint: Final Notice.”
- U8 is severely injured.
- Heal!
- U8 is intoxicated and ignores “Heal.” Uses MDMA.
- U8 is unresponsive to battle commands uses>item>Berghain Entry Stamp
- U8 uses combination HAUSMUSIK and Berghain Entry Stamp. Causes massive area effect.
- Hausverwaltung is confused.
- Now’s my chance to get out of here!
- Use>Summon >S41 & S42: The Twins
- ***long silence*** Where are they?
- Hausverwaltung is no longer confused.
- Summon>Night Bus 50!
- Night Bus 50 will arrive next turn! Or end of match! Or next match!
- Hausverwaltung summons U6. Combined attack “Fine Print Loophole & Checkpoint Charlie: Tourists.”
- Combined attack missed U8.
- Summon>Mieteverein>Mieterverein is closed
- Flee/Run.
- You are unable to flee. Hausverwaltung uses “Contract.”
- Flee/Run.
- You are unable to flee. Hausverwaltung uses “3 Month Notice.”
- Flee/Run>Nightbus 50 has arrived! You have successfully fled from the Ringbahn arena!
When all else fails, laugh maniacally.
AWERFJIL 