New Year’s Vagilution (in February)

This year I would like to give my vagina more attention to awaken my cunt kundalini majora, minora, and fury she’s all Venus vagintata What an asshole! (Hello!) (No, I’m not talking to you) Cycle appropriated IUD installation fee not included (Comes with free Wi-Fi. Password: T1T5) Reiterate school lessons Don’t touch, don’t look, don’tContinue reading “New Year’s Vagilution (in February)”

Who Were You?

The silk nightgown hung loose ending just above your knees as you frantically run between bedroom and closet. You have a house now, all your own. And two dogs, all your own. You’re not married, but you were never one for emotionless paperwork. You have five children, just like your mother. And you can makeContinue reading “Who Were You?”