New Year’s Vagilution (in February)

This year I would like to give my vagina more attention

to awaken my cunt kundalini

majora, minora, and fury

she’s all Venus vagintata

What an asshole!

(Hello!)

(No, I’m not talking to you)

Cycle appropriated

IUD installation fee not included

(Comes with free Wi-Fi. Password: T1T5)

Reiterate school lessons

Don’t touch, don’t look, don’t smell, don’t tempt

Because God is watching

So

I touch and look and smell and tempt

Looking up at God

Proud of my homeostasis