To the Handyman who Fixed the Kallax Shelf I “Built”

Firstly, I would like to say thank you. Secondly, I had read the instructions and no such piece or part came with the furniture Third, you have laced silk underwear, much better than the plumbers in America, whereever did you buy them? Fourth, your eyes are penetratingly blue, and I do not like them. EspeciallyContinue reading “To the Handyman who Fixed the Kallax Shelf I “Built””

New Year’s Vagilution (in February)

This year I would like to give my vagina more attention to awaken my cunt kundalini majora, minora, and fury she’s all Venus vagintata What an asshole! (Hello!) (No, I’m not talking to you) Cycle appropriated IUD installation fee not included (Comes with free Wi-Fi. Password: T1T5) Reiterate school lessons Don’t touch, don’t look, don’tContinue reading “New Year’s Vagilution (in February)”

Michelangel-whoops!

We find beauty in the imperfect, not the perfect. Beloved artistic works were often imperfections of their time. Michelangelo’s David’s hands and head are proportionately too large for his body. But, when we stand at the base looking up, to us, he appears perfect. We have always seen beauty in the imperfect, because, from   Continue reading “Michelangel-whoops!”