Cyclobenzaprine: (Noun) A muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms or acute injury

Apparently, I have a cute injury
but the diagnosis doesn’t match the damage.
Damaged road ahead.
Caution!
Scurvy crew working.
What? I didn’t know the city paid for that.

Bunnies on the moon huh?
Damn.
Then I could never live there because of my
horrendous allergy.
Thanks for the idea Sargent Newt.

What is to be done about unblinking cats?
Perhaps they think I am a magician.
Little dogs have no place in a big dog’s conversation.
Cats don’t even speak their language.

My water is 100% H2O
(Which has been officially disproven by scientists)
fully loaded with electrolytes and
concentrate from Argentina/China.
Am I even drinking water anymore?

The sciatic nerve runs along the lower back
across the gluteus maximus region.
The BUTT-OCKS.
Ox-Butt.
Can one be a fan of bread
but not a fan of Bread, capital B
while still being a fan of Breadfan?

In some cases of Autism,
the patient has an inability to communicate with humans
but can excel in communicating with computers.
Some days,
I would prefer to converse with a computer
rather than with cursory characters.
Hello Hal.
Hallelujah Hal!

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