Cyclobenzaprine: (Noun) A muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms or acute injury

Apparently, I have a cute injury

but the diagnosis doesn’t match the damage.

Damaged road ahead.


Scurvy crew working.

What? I didn’t know the city paid for that.

Bunnies on the moon huh?


Then I could never live there because of my

horrendous allergy.

Thanks for the idea Sargent Newt.

What is to be done about unblinking cats?

Perhaps they think I am a magician.

Little dogs have no place in a big dog’s conversation.

Cats don’t even speak their language.

My water is 100% H2O

(Which has been officially disproven by scientists)

fully loaded with electrolytes and

concentrate from Argentina/China.

Am I even drinking water anymore?

The sciatic nerve runs along the lower back

across the gluteus maximus region.



Can one be a fan of bread

but not a fan of Bread, capital B

while still being a fan of Breadfan?

In some cases of Autism,

the patient has an inability to communicate with humans

but can excel in communicating with computers.

Some days,

I would prefer to converse with a computer

rather than with cursory characters.

Hello Hal.

Hallelujah Hal!

Published by Allia (A.E.) Sadeghipour

"When I was a little girl, a spirit followed me to Las Vegas. Running alongside the moving truck, it's legs twisting into wings, it howled, 'Write damn you!'" Allia (A.E.) Sadeghipour is a Queer Iranian-American Surrealist, humanist, writer, teacher, punk and poet. She is the President of the Women* Writing Berlin Lab (WWBL) and taught workshops for GLADT and Feminist film organizations. She won the Sherry Debrowski Prize for Best Feminist Multi-Genre Fiction writer in 2009 and has not stopped since. Most recently, her work has been featured in: The Bear: Favorite Storyteller (2018 & 2020), KCRW and the Goethe Institute (2018 & 2020), The V Series Poetry Anthology (2019), Berlin Untelevised (2019), Coven (2019), What's Afghan Punk Rock Anyway?! (2019), The Ghosts of Berlin: Der Geister von Berlin (2019), Literarische Diverse (2019), Teach the Rainbow: Insights from LGBTeachers about Queer Visibility (2020), and much more. She has had the honor of performing for GLADT, Wicked, Nightschool Berlin, Viva Con Aqua, the IDP Collective, and the Iranian Re(connect) Festival. By sharing her narratives and perspectives, she hopes to reach out to the world and introduce them to hers:  @awerfjil #awerfjil

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