Apparently, I have a cute injury
but the diagnosis doesn’t match the damage.
Damaged road ahead.
Caution!
Scurvy crew working.
What? I didn’t know the city paid for that.
Bunnies on the moon huh?
Damn.
Then I could never live there because of my
horrendous allergy.
Thanks for the idea Sargent Newt.
What is to be done about unblinking cats?
Perhaps they think I am a magician.
Little dogs have no place in a big dog’s conversation.
Cats don’t even speak their language.
My water is 100% H2O
(Which has been officially disproven by scientists)
fully loaded with electrolytes and
concentrate from Argentina/China.
Am I even drinking water anymore?
The sciatic nerve runs along the lower back
across the gluteus maximus region.
The BUTT-OCKS.
Ox-Butt.
Can one be a fan of bread
but not a fan of Bread, capital B
while still being a fan of Breadfan?
In some cases of Autism,
the patient has an inability to communicate with humans
but can excel in communicating with computers.
Some days,
I would prefer to converse with a computer
rather than with cursory characters.
Hello Hal.
Hallelujah Hal!
Published by Allia (A.E.) Sadeghipour
Allia (A.E.) Sadeghipour is a Queer Iranian-American Surrealist, Humanist, President, Producer, Performer, Artist & Educator. She is the President of the Women* Writing Lab Berlin (WWLB), has taught workshops for GLADT and Feminist film organizations, and is currently in Drag King training. Her work has been featured in: The Bear: Favorite Storyteller (2018 & 2020), KCRW and the Goethe Institute (2018 & 2020), What's Afghan Punk Rock Anyway?! (2019), The Ghosts of Berlin: Der Geister von Berlin (2019), Literarische Diverse (2019), Teach the Rainbow: Insights from LGBTeachers about Queer Visibility (2020), and much more. She has had the honor of performing for Pop-Kultur, the Humboldt Forum, GLADT, Wicked, Nightschool Berlin, Viva Con Aqua, the IDP Collective, Media for Change, Refuge Worldwide, and the Iranian Re(connect) Festival. By sharing her narratives and perspectives, she hopes to reach out to the world and introduce them to hers. By sharing her narratives and perspectives, she hopes to reach out to the world and introduce them to hers: www.awerfjil.com. @awerfjil #awerfjil
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