This is so sloppy
and I like it.
Please help me fix the horrible mistake I’ve made tonight!
You’re the only one I love … right now anyway.
I want to put as much of you inside me as possible.
Should I brush my teeth after this?
I’m gunna hide what’s left of you in the trash because I’ve had you three times this week, and I can’t have my sober self finding you again.
I’m going to make everyone try you especially my Mom.
I love you döner kebab.