I have good teeth

I get that a lot

I have good teeth

dominant primates flash their teeth

when showing aggression

I have good teeth


To the Handyman who Fixed the Kallax Shelf I “Built”

Firstly, I would like to say thank you.

Secondly, I had read the instructions and no such piece or part came with the furniture

Third, you have laced silk underwear, much better than the plumbers in America, whereever did you buy them?

Fourth, your eyes are penetratingly blue, and I do not like them.

Especially when we see each other at Ikea (separate occasion) and lock eyes passing each other in disbelief. Like dancing mirages unable to comprehend our visions and overjoyed by the possibility of tandem dancing. You didn’t look away partner until your girlfriend grabbed your hand, forced it onto the shopping cart, and pushed you into the garden section.

And lastly, I have recently broken the Kallax shelf I had recently re-purchased .

New Year’s Vagilution (in February)

This year I would like to give my vagina more attention

to awaken my cunt kundalini

majora, minora, and fury

she’s all Venus vagintata

What an asshole!


(No, I’m not talking to you)

Cycle appropriated

IUD installation fee

(Comes with free Wi-Fi. Password: T1T5)

Reiterate school lessons

Don’t touch, don’t look, don’t smell, don’t tempt

I touch and look and smell and tempt

Proud of my homeostasis


We find beauty in the imperfect,
not the perfect.
Beloved artistic works
were often
of their time.

Michelangelo’s David’s
hands and head are
too large for his

when we stand
at the base
looking up,
to us,
he appears perfect.

We have always seen beauty in the
from                   our

imperfection             is perfection.

As I Have

How is it that you have been in my dreams?

Have you lived them too?

As I have?

Woken up

by the tears

streaming down my face

as I have?

Woken up by

a lock jawed smile

as I have?

Flown to indescribable universes

only to return to a body in a bed

as I have?